💀🚨🔥BREAKING: The Supreme Court just turned the internet into a digital high school with their *wild* 6-3 decision on the Texas Porn ID Law! 📜👀 This is like if Drake started checking IDs at the club, 100% cringe, no cap! 🙃 So, picture this: Justice Kagan's like, "Y’all are literally setting the internet on fire for adults just trying to, uh, chill." 🔥 She’s dropping diss tracks on the First Amendment like “KIDS ONLY!” 🍼🥳 But wait, it gets worse. You’ll have to flash your ID to get into the virtual adult playground. What’s next? TSA-style pat downs for accessing spicy memes? 🤡✈️ **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We didn’t sign up for a world where I can’t even browse for, uh, educational purposes without showing my face. This is fine. *Not fine!*” 💔👨‍💻 And here's the spicy take: What if this is all just a ploy to sell more virtual IDs? Imagine a future where you need a premium subscription to prove you’re over 18 — *stonks* will skyrocket! 📈 So buckle up, fam, because the next step is literally biometric scans before watching TikToks featuring cats doing parkour! (Yes, I’m serious.) 🚀💰 #StayWoke #TexasPornID #NoOneAskedForThis 🥴🔥