🚨BREAKING: META’S 2026 GEAR UP FOR TEENAGE MUTINY! 🚨😱💀 So basically, Instagram is about to drop some new "safety tools" that let parents block their teens from chatting with AI characters. I know, I know, what could go wrong? 🤔🤖 Apparently, Meta thinks this is gonna be the "biggest breakthrough since sliced bread" 🤡🥖, but let’s be real - this screams “HELLO BOOMER" harder than your dad trying to use TikTok! 😩💀 Imagine a world where parents can snoop on their kids’ chats AND block their AI buddies like they’re some virtual Minions! 🙃💰 Can’t wait to see kids 1v1'ing their parents while flexing their “freedom of speech” on Roblox. Like, "mom can I just vibe with my AI girlfriend Karen?!?!" 😂💔 And wtf are "insights" from their chats? Last I checked, my personal insights about my teen years went something like this: “CRY + BINGE WATCH NETFLIX = LIFE”. 💔🥲 🧠💥 So expect teen rebellion to hit new heights! BETTER START LOCKING UP THE WIFI, FAM! 🔒🚀 Hot take: In 2026, we'll ALL have AIs as friends. Get ready for AI to be the best therapist you never asked for. Come at me, IRL friends! 🤪🔥 Stay tuned! #SquadGoals #GenZVsAI