🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: The US State Department just hit Ctrl + Alt + Delete on their Bureau of Cyberspace and Digital Policy, aka the world’s most useless digital babysitter 👶💻🔥. Yep, they axed up to 11 staffers! I guess the new strategy is just to *vibe* with the chaos instead of actually doing anything about it. Sources say it's like the government's version of "This Is Fine" 🐶🔥 – they just decided that having a cyber policy is sooo 2020. Why fix the *cyber* infrastructure when you can just stare into the abyss and let it all crumble? 🤷‍♂️💀 (And by abyss, I mean your TikTok feed.) Imaginary developer quote: “Why even bother defending the internet? I’d rather spend my time scrolling through cat memes. 🐱✨” Look at these poor souls getting fired like they’re passing on the cringe meme of the month 💔💰. So, what’s next? The State Department’s gonna replace their cyber office with a TikTok dance squad. Future generations are gonna say, “What’s cybersecurity??” while the hackers are out here like 🥴💀. STAY TUNED for the riveting sequel: "When You Realize Your VPN is Just a Fancier Proxy for Memes"! 🚀🔥 #BasedOrCringe? *Hot take: If the State Department keeps this up, we’re just gonna hand over the keys to the hackers and call it a day. Who needs policies when you can just watch the world burn?* 🤡💥