🚨📈 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨📈: US startup funding just did a *Chris Brown* and DROPPED 75.6% 👀💰 in H1 2025. Yup, you heard it right—the money flew faster than your ex’s love life. We’re talking a staggering $162.8B, strongest since 2021 and powered by the AI hype train, choo choo! 🚂💥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly, I still can't believe these investors are throwing money at anything with 'AI' in its name. My grandma's knitting group is next if we keep this up. 🤡💀" This is giving me *Galaxy Brain* vibes. 🤯💫 Move over *Dogecoin*, we got *AI-Gold* now, baby! Forget the stonks—if you're not investing in a startup that promises to “disrupt” your daily coffee grind, what are you even doing? *Drake pointing right* 👉🔥 But here’s the tea: get ready for that classic *this is fine* meme because as the funding skyrockets, so does the cringe. 🚀💀 Early-stage founders will be throwing PowerPoint parties 🤯🎉 where every slide ends in "and we use AI!" 😅 *Unhinged Prediction*: By 2026, we'll be funding AI-powered toaster startups that promise to "revolutionize breakfast." 🔥🍞💸 Buckle up, fam—this ride is about to get wild! #AI4Life #HODL🚀✨