🚨👀 BREAKING: The US Senate just hit us with a plot twist worthy of a Netflix original! 🎬💥 They’ve confirmed Jonathan “The Crypto King” Gould to lead the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency! But do we care? 🤷‍♂️ Let’s break it down: This dude was previously the chief legal officer at Bitfury, aka the place where they play “The Price Is Right” with your digital currency! 🤑💸 You know the drill: SEC rules, blockchain drips, and senators trying to understand crypto while trying not to trip over their own words. 🥴💻 *“Honestly,”* one *leaked insider* said, *“I just wanna know if I can pay my taxes in Dogecoin.”*🐶💰 Fr fr, it’s giving “this is fine” as Gould walks into the OCC like he’s about to lead a revolution! 🚀🔥 Meme lords, mark my words: We're all just a few more Zoom calls away from the Senate trying to regulate NFTs and calling it “digital art.” 🎨🖼️ Let’s be real, this is the *ultimate cringe* showdown between crypto and government! 📉😅 If you thought 2024 was just presidential elections, think again. We’re about to see the ultimate showdown: crypto vs. regulation, battle royale style! 👑🔥 #Stonks 🍕👾