🚨🚨 BREAKING: The US Senate just sent the AI moratorium packing faster than your WiFi on a Friday night! 💨💻 Who knew lawmakers could move this quick? 😂💼 Sen. Marsha “Blackburn Out” and Sen. Maria “Can’t-Wait” Cantwell teamed up like Avengers in a budget showdown to yeet this provision from the bill. It’s basically like they looked on TikTok and said, “No cap, we’re not stopping AI progress.” 🤖💥 Meanwhile, the AI community is out here like *Drake pointing* at the "AI Moratorium" like: "Eh, we don’t want that cringe!" 😬🔥 *Leaked quote from a dev:* “Honestly, this is just a plot twist in the sequel to my life—I was expecting a thrilling standoff, not a Budget Busters episode!” 🎬💰 Oh, and in case you were wondering, the remaining Senators are like, "This is fine" while sipping their lattes, fully aware that AI might soon be solving world hunger—or just feeding us even more cringe TikTok dances. 💀💃 Hot take: In 2025, we’ll have AI running for president while we’re still trying to decipher our last ten Zoom calls. Buckle up! 🚀💥