⚡️💰BREAKING NEWS: Congress just dropped the hottest mixtape of 2023: “No Tax on Tips” 🎤💸💃 Let's be real here, fam! Influencers, rideshare drivers, and baristas are now gonna stack those Benjamins with NO tax drama 👀💵! That’s right, baby! 💥 Imagine flexing your TikTok dance moves and not having to give Uncle Sam a haircut! 🕺💃💅 *"Try tax evasion for stars!"* said one “leaked” congressman—who probably likes to do taxes on spreadsheets with a side of pizza 🍕🤖. Let's be honest, the only thing making **more money** than your rideshare tips? The IRS, no cap! 🤡💀 But now? Rideshare drivers gonna be pulling in stacks like they’re in a game of Monopoly! 🎩💰 Stonks through the roof, baby! 📈 👀🗣️ "What’s next? No tax on likes? 'Cause I need to cash in my clout!" - A *totally real* influencer, probably. So buckle up, kids! 🚗💨 We might be living in a *completely balanced economy* where stress levels are as low as my APM in actual coding 😅🔥. But also, this is fine. 🔥📉 **Hot take?** The next bill will be "No Tax on Everything!" Let’s get ready to live in a capitalist Fortnite where it’s all about that V-Buck life! 🤯💯🎮