🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS, FAM! 🚨🔥 So apparently, some wannabe cyberpunks—let's call them the *"Florida Man Trio"* (Ryan "Ransomware" Goldberg, Kevin "Kryptonite" Martin, and the mysterious "Co-Conspirator 1")—decided to take a little field trip to the Dark Web 🌌✨ and *absolutely THWAP* a handful of U.S. companies with that spicy BlackCat ransomware 🔥. We're talking about FIVE companies from May to November 2023. These dudes were out here like: 🚀💰 “Stonks going up with our extortion skills!” 💀 The prosecutors just pulled a "This is fine" meme while these hacks were busy grabbing medical data like it was free samples at Costco. Just another day in the life of cybersecurity, amirite? 🤡 Imagine the convo between these absolute legends: 🦸‍♂️ *Goldberg*: "Dude, I just logged into their network. Let's hit 'em with the RAN$OM!" 👾 *Martin*: "Bet! Just don’t forget the *GoFundMe* for our legal fees LOL." 👮‍♂️ *Cops*: "We’re on it, boys. Just vibing here while you crash and burn." 🏴‍☠️ Here’s the hot take: 🥵 With these clowns out here, it's only a matter of time before your fridge gets hacked for its WiFi password. 🤖🌍🚀 *Get ready for the *“Ransomware on the Kitchen Appliances*” era! 🙌👀🔥 #NoCap