📈💣 BOOM! Hold onto your chargers, fam! The U.S. smartphone market is doing the cabbage patch with a spicy 1% growth in Q2! 🎉 But wait—China's losing its grip faster than that guy who drops his phone in the toilet! 🤡🚽 Here's the tea: the share of U.S. smartphone shipments assembled in China plummeted from a whopping 61% last year to just 25% in Q2’25. YIKES! It’s like watching your ex go from being a solid 10 to—let's just say—NOT. Meanwhile, India is over here flexing harder than that one dude at the gym, pumping up their smartphone volume faster than my meme game on a caffeine high! 🇮🇳🔥 Like even Canalys be like, “Where’s China? They were just here, now they’re looking like a sad meme.” In their defense, I can just imagine a developer saying, “We really thought our supply chain was as stable as our friendships… 😭” 🤖💔 But now it looks like Uncle Sam is taking a detour to Bollywood-ville for their phones! 🔥 Hot Take Alert! 🔥 By 2026, I predict we’ll all be trading stocks in “Smartphone Salad” where every device is a fusion of meditation apps and TikTok dances! Stonks going TO THE MOON! 🚀💰 Buckle up, this ride is about to get WILD! 💥