🚨💻 BREAKING NEWS: NIST is over here acting like that one friend who always promises to fix your Wi-Fi but ends up ghosting you instead! 👻💀💔 They’re hiring contractors to tackle a mountain of 25K+ vulnerabilities! That’s right, folks, MORE vulnerabilities than your ex's excuses for flaking! 😂 🚀 Imagine a galaxy brain trying to figure out how to fix that one leaky faucet, but instead, we got the NVD here with a backlog that looks like a shopping list of "What NOT to Trust Online." 🛒❌💥 "Honestly, I just wanted to make a VPN that didn’t break the internet instead!” - Some Poor NIST Developer 👷‍♂️🤖 Meanwhile, the NIST team is like: "This is fine." 🔥🔥🔥 No cap, it's like the stonks meme but for cybersecurity. 📈🤡 The government is like, “Hey, can we just hire a few contractors?" while their project management skills are still stuck in 2017. 😩 My hot take? 🤯 By 2025, we'll literally need to train our home assistants to fix these vulnerabilities before they start charging us monthly for emotional support! 🚀💰 Share this with your friends or risk being left with a PC that screams “HACK ME!” at night! 🖥️👾💥