🎃👻 STOP THE PRESSES! It’s HALLOWEEN, and the NYT Mini Crossword is here to haunt your brain and your social life! #BooBooGottaGo 🤡💀 Today’s spine-chilling crossword features everyone's favorite ghostly word “BOO!” sitting like a 🎃 in a pumpkin patch, lurking in the crossword abyss between 9-Across and 10-Across. 👀 🤣💥 FR FR? A crossword puzzle has “BOO” in it?! Call the meme police because I can't even right now!! Is this what they mean by #Content??? (Spoiler Alert: It is. 😬) In an exclusive, totally unverified quote from an “NYT Developer” (we don’t even have a name, but trust me, it’s legit): “We really wanted that sweet Halloween SEO. Plus, *how many* people can say they solved a puzzle with BOO in it? #Stonks 🚀🔥” Meanwhile, the Wordle kids are seething in the corner because they’re *still* trying to guess “spook.” And don't even get me started on Connections: Sports Edition that nobody asked for... *cringe* 😬 🔥 Unhinged Prediction: Tomorrow, NYT releases a PUMPKIN SPICE crossword—100% guaranteed to make your brain feel extra fall 🍂 or die. 🍂💀 So grab your goblins and head to the grid—because this crossword just became the party! 🚀👻🎉