🚨💣BREAKING: The Nuclea-HAZARD Zone Just Got HACKED!💣🚨 So, y’all remember when we thought the biggest threat to national security was a world leader’s Twitter fingers? Well, SURPRISE! It’s Microsoft SharePoint exposing 🛡️ our secrets like an overenthusiastic intern at a company BBQ. 🤡🍔 Apparently, over 10,000 organizations just added "nuclear incident" to their risk assessments 🤦‍♂️🔥. Oh yeah, the National Nuclear Security Administration got hit too! You know, just the **agency** that makes sure the big red buttons don’t turn our world into a post-apocalyptic meme warzone! 🥴💀 “Bro, it was literally just a weekend project to move our files!” one dev is quoted (in my imagination, ofc. 😂). “Now we’re just hoping the hackers enjoy our *highly classified* cat videos.” This is about as secure as a wet paper bag in a hurricane! The stonks for security solutions just shot up, but let’s be real, they’re probably still using Comic Sans for documentation. 📈💸 So watch out, fam! If the nukes start going off because of a file-sharing crisis, I’m calling dibs on the first meme spot in the post-apocalypse 😂🔥. My hot take? A world where we all get to the finish line first to nab the best spot on the nuclear blast zone meme wall! #SharePointDownParty 🎉💥