🚨🛑 **BREAKING NEWS**: US Navy & Air Force are about to hit that *cancel* button on two HR software projects faster than you can say "Stonks!" 💣📉💀 This isn't just an IT meltdown, folks; this is like your overzealous cousin smashing a piñata at a family reunion! 🎉💔 Sources say they might ditch nearly completed projects like that one time your friend flaked on ramen plans! 🍜🤡 "Our coding skills might not be navy SEAL level," said an overworked developer in the breaking leak, “but at least we can still swim! 💦🚀” THESE DEVS spent TWELVE years creating these projects, only to watch them go bye-bye faster than TikTok trends! 🤯💨 But hold up—who's coming to the rescue? Salesforce and Palantir! Because nothing screams “trust us” like handing your data over to the same people who *almost* convinced you to buy a stuffed giraffe from a sketchy online ad. 🦒🤔 🔥HERE’S THE HOT TAKE: If they keep this up, I’m predicting EVERY department in the military will be using an *iOS App* for HR that bounces more than your ex’s messages! This is fine, right? 🤷‍♂️💸 Stay tuned, because this chaos is just getting STARTED! ✌️