🚨💔 BREAKING: US Manufacturing Gives Up Faster Than That One Friend Who Fakes a Bad Wi-Fi Connection! 🚨💔 Y'all, clean tech is taking hits harder than your grandma's bingo night! 🏭💨💰 According to the nerds in suits, a whopping $5 BILLION in manufacturing projects hit the cancellation button faster than you can say "eco-friendly." 😱💀 Like, is this a clean tech revolution or a tragic rom-com where our hero just ghosted? 📉 As the manufacturing sector looks like my sleep schedule—absolutely wrecked—investors are sitting there like Drake pointing, celebrating their decision to pull out and go straight to the "Stonks Down" meme. 🥴💸 Meanwhile, the tech overlords are in a top-secret Zoom meeting 📹, and I’m just imagining their convo: Developer 1: "So, should we pivot back to fossil fuels?" Developer 2: "Bro, no cap—let’s just build more solar panels in a shady garage!" 😬🏚️ And let's be real, at this point, "clean tech" is the meme equivalent of "this is fine" while the world literally burns. 🔥🌍 🔥💥 Hot take: We might just pivot to “dirt tech”—it’s got all the grime with none of the cringe! Who’s in?! 🤡🤖💥 Share this chaos; your friends NEED this vibe check! 🤣