🚨💸BREAKING: The US just gave the ultimate "YOU'RE FIRED" to 8 cyber-dodgers and 2 companies who thought they could pull a slick heist for Kim Jong-un. 👀💀 Like, can you imagine sending your resume to work for a dude who names himself "Supreme Leader"? 😂 #Cringe Anyway, Uncle Sam’s Treasury Department threw this shady crew a one-way ticket to the **Sanction City** bus stop, and now they’re probably shooketh. 🚫💰 Like, these guys were laundering money from cybercrime and IT schemes like it's the hottest TikTok challenge. 🤖🔥 “$100,000? No cap, we can turn that into millions for the DPRK 💵🚀!” In a leaked convo, one guy was like, “Bro, what if we just… like… gave our earnings to an actual country?” 👀 And dude replied with a galaxy brain meme: “If they don’t have a Wi-Fi password, we don’t have a problem!” 🤯💻 So, what's next? North Korea creates a cryptocurrency called KIMCOIN? Stonks go up but also down? 📈📉💩 *cue the This Is Fine meme as we invest our life savings into it* Prediction: By 2025, there will be more sanctions than chain restaurants in America. It’s gonna be a wild ride, fam! Buckle up! 🚀🔥 #DegenLife