🚨🔥BREAKING: The Meta Trio Gets Called to the Stand!🔥🚨 So, imagine this: a U.S. judge just threw the *ultimate YOLO* challenge at Mark Zuckerberg, Evan Spiegel, and Adam Mosseri — like, “you guys wanna come answer some hard-hitting questions about child safety on social media? 😬💀” A judge just summoned the *Holy Trinity of Social Media Shenanigans* to testify in the first "bellwether trial" (yes, it sounds fancy, no cap) because apparently, letting kids slide into DMs on your platform isn’t exactly “cool, bro.” 🚀💔 And oh boy, you know these CEOs are sweating bullets! 💦💰 Zuck is probably like “I mean, we *do* have a feature for reporting bad stuff, right? 🤷‍♂️” and Mosseri is like, “Does anyone want to talk about how to make TikTok even more cringe?” 😤 *Drake Pointing* meme intensifies!! 💬 Leaked chat from a Meta dev: “Can we just make the algorithm optimize for safety instead of engagement? Asking for a *friend*.” 😂😂 So, mark your calendars for January, folks! Expect the courtroom to be lit, with more drama than a high school prom! 🌈🔥 👀 PREDICTION: By the end of this trial, Meta will either introduce a new emoji for “I care about child safety” or fr fr start a side hustle selling "Child Safety" merch. Either way, I'm grabbing popcorn! 🍿🤣