"US Judge summons Zuck & the meme squad to spill tea on child safety ๐ต๐ January's gonna be a movie! ๐ฌ๐ #DramaAlert"
๐จ๐ฅBREAKING: The Meta Trio Gets Called to the Stand!๐ฅ๐จ So, imagine this: a U.S. judge just threw the *ultimate YOLO* challenge at Mark Zuckerberg, Evan Spiegel, and Adam Mosseri โ like, โyou guys wanna come answer some hard-hitting questions about child safety on social media? ๐ฌ๐โ A judge just summoned the *Holy Trinity of Social Media Shenanigans* to testify in the first "bellwether trial" (yes, it sounds fancy, no cap) because apparently, letting kids slide into DMs on your platform isnโt exactly โcool, bro.โ ๐๐ And oh boy, you know these CEOs are sweating bullets! ๐ฆ๐ฐ Zuck is probably like โI mean, we *do* have a feature for reporting bad stuff, right? ๐คทโโ๏ธโ and Mosseri is like, โDoes anyone want to talk about how to make TikTok even more cringe?โ ๐ค *Drake Pointing* meme intensifies!! ๐ฌ Leaked chat from a Meta dev: โCan we just make the algorithm optimize for safety instead of engagement? Asking for a *friend*.โ ๐๐ So, mark your calendars for January, folks! Expect the courtroom to be lit, with more drama than a high school prom! ๐๐ฅ ๐ PREDICTION: By the end of this trial, Meta will either introduce a new emoji for โI care about child safetyโ or fr fr start a side hustle selling "Child Safety" merch. Either way, I'm grabbing popcorn! ๐ฟ๐คฃ
