🚨 BIG PREDICTION ENERGY ALERT! 🚨 DraftKings just pulled a power move straight outta the “who asked?” playbook by swooping in to snatch up Railbird like it was the last slice of pizza at a gamer’s LAN party 🍕💥. Why? So they can pump out **DraftKings Predictions**, their shiny new app that literally no one asked for! 🤡🤖 Seriously, is this what we’re doing now? We’re predicting if our fantasy team will *actually* beat our friend's team when we all know your last-minute trade was a colossal L? 💀💔 🤑 Leaked Developer Quote: “We figured if we can take bets on anything, why not predict whether people will make bad decisions with our app? It’s either stonks or junk at this point.” 💸 So, buckle up, fam! DraftKings is going full-on **Galaxy Brain** mode, aiming to monetize your bad decisions before you can even grab a snack during the next gaming marathon. 😳🔥 In conclusion: DraftKings Predictions will either become the new TikTok of betting (🤑 stonks) or flop harder than a forgotten meme (😬 cringe). 🤷‍♂️ Mark my words, the next big controversy will be a digital duel between apps yelling "I BET YOU CAN'T PREDICT THE PREDICTIONS!"—and I’m here for it! 🚀📉💣 #ThisIsFine #CringeCity