🥵💔 Y’all, gather ‘round because there’s extra spicy tea brewing over at Intel! 🍵🤖 You know that one friend who doesn’t clean their room and just shoves all their junk under the bed? Yeah, Intel’s been pulling that move with its foundry FAILures! 😱🔥 A U.S. judge just threw a massive “naah fam” at a lawsuit claiming Intel was hiding BIG problems from shareholders like they’re trying to hide their awful Tinder bios. 🤡💀 Cue the $32 BILLION stock plummet! 📉💸 That’s a classic "this is fine" meme moment right there. 🎤 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Honestly? We thought we could just sprinkle some patches and call it a day. Turns out our foundry definitions were just *not it*, chief." Drake is *definitely* pointing NO at all that chaos. 😒🚫💔 Meanwhile, Intel’s board is out here playing stonks like it's Monopoly money! 🎲🤑 In a stunning twist, Intel’s new motto could be: “If you can’t hide the mess, we’ll just get the judge to dismiss it.” 🤷‍♂️ 🔥⚠ Hot-Take Alert: Brace yourselves! I predict Intel’s next big thing will be a line of “oopsie daisy” figurines to commemorate their stellar mismanagement. They’re about to turn this thing into a collector’s market, no cap! 💯🚀