🔊💥 Hold onto your silicon, fam, ‘cause we’re diving headfirst into some spicy Intel tea! ☕💀 So, two former big wigs from the CHIPS Program Office (yeah, that’s a thing) decided to take the mic 🎤 and drop some *gasp* truth bombs about Intel. They basically said the US-Intel deal is like putting a Band-Aid on a gaping wound – it ain’t solving Intel’s REAL issue, which is that their foundry unit has less biz than a ghost town on a Tuesday 🏚️👻. Remember the CHIPS Act? Y’all thought it was about stacking that sweet, sweet cash 💰? Pffft, nah fam, it was just window dressing for national security. *This is fine.* 🤡🔥 And honestly, who’s even looking to buy chips from Intel? Maybe only people with dial-up connections still thinking stonks are going up 📈. According to my totally real leaked quote from a dev named “ChipMasterFlex”: “Intel's foundry is like a popular meme in 2015 – kind of funny, but no one’s really sharing it anymore.” 🔥💀 So here’s my unhinged hot take: By 2025, Intel will start selling chips at farmers' markets alongside artisanal pickles. Just wait for it. 🥒👀🚀💥