⚠️🔔 BREAKING: Iran is about to hack your water supply, fam! 🚰💻💥 That's right, the feds are out here saying that Iranian hackers are prepping their keyboards like it's a TikTok dance challenge to retaliate against military moves. #NotGood 🥴🤡 “Yeah, we totally didn't see this coming,” says the one guy in an oversized hoodie at the cybersecurity firm while sipping lukewarm coffee. ☕🤦‍♂️ Like, remember that guy who forgot to install updates? Yeah, he’s running your water treatment plant now. 😂💀 Meanwhile, the rest of us are here like *Drake pointing* at our stonks, thinking about investing in bottled water stocks. 💰🚀 This is fine. Everything is fine. 🍃🔥 So here's your daily dose of galaxy brain: Instead of securing our infrastructure, we just keep building more servers like we're living in a Cyberpunk dystopia. 🤖💔 And let’s be real—at this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if we all end up drinking heavily-filtered hacker tears instead of water. 🤣💧 Hot take: In 2024, bottled water will be considered a luxury good. Cope and seethe, people! 🚿👀 #WaterWars2024