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🚨 U.S. House says "NO" to WhatsApp πŸ“±πŸ’€β€”cuz even politicians can’t cope with data leaks! πŸ”’ #ByeFelicia
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🚨 U.S. House says "NO" to WhatsApp πŸ“±πŸ’€β€”cuz even politicians can’t cope with data leaks! πŸ”’ #ByeFelicia

June 24, 2025
about 2 months ago
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🚨BREAKING: πŸ• House of Representatives SAYS NO to WhatsApp! πŸ€–πŸ’” Not because they want to! Just that security is harder to handle than a cat in a bathtub πŸ±πŸ›! You heard it here first: the U.S. House has officially banned WhatsApp on their devices like a raging parent confiscating your phone on a school night! πŸ“±πŸš« Why? Cuz they said, "What’s app-ening is HIGH RISK!" πŸ™ˆπŸ‘€ Imagine this convo in a dark office somewhere: πŸ’πŸ’¬ "Hey Mark, why are you still on WhatsApp?" πŸ¦„πŸ’¬ "Cuz I can send nudes with zero chill!" πŸ’πŸ’¬ "Nah fam, that's a galaxy brain move but actually a NO, and yes, I just called you Galaxy Brain!" πŸ˜‚πŸ’€ Turns out they see the app as sketchy as your uncle who calls you at 3 a.m. to sell NFTs! πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ’Έ And don’t even get me started on all those security debates! This is the same Congress that can't seem to figure out what 5G is πŸ™ƒπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ. So buckle up, stonks are gonna drop like it’s hot! πŸ“‰πŸ”₯ Hot take: in 2030, Congress will be using carrier pigeons for encrypted chats. πŸ€”βœˆοΈ Just imagine them tweeting about it like: β€œWhich pigeon is best for DMs? πŸ•ŠοΈβ€ Right now, the only thing going viral is Congress’s decision to go back to "pen and paper." This is fine! πŸ˜©πŸ‘Œ

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