
π¨ U.S. House says "NO" to WhatsApp π±πβcuz even politicians canβt cope with data leaks! π #ByeFelicia
π¨BREAKING: π House of Representatives SAYS NO to WhatsApp! π€π Not because they want to! Just that security is harder to handle than a cat in a bathtub π±π! You heard it here first: the U.S. House has officially banned WhatsApp on their devices like a raging parent confiscating your phone on a school night! π±π« Why? Cuz they said, "Whatβs app-ening is HIGH RISK!" ππ Imagine this convo in a dark office somewhere: π’π¬ "Hey Mark, why are you still on WhatsApp?" π¦π¬ "Cuz I can send nudes with zero chill!" π’π¬ "Nah fam, that's a galaxy brain move but actually a NO, and yes, I just called you Galaxy Brain!" ππ Turns out they see the app as sketchy as your uncle who calls you at 3 a.m. to sell NFTs! π€¦ββοΈπΈ And donβt even get me started on all those security debates! This is the same Congress that can't seem to figure out what 5G is ππ€·ββοΈ. So buckle up, stonks are gonna drop like itβs hot! ππ₯ Hot take: in 2030, Congress will be using carrier pigeons for encrypted chats. π€βοΈ Just imagine them tweeting about it like: βWhich pigeon is best for DMs? ποΈβ Right now, the only thing going viral is Congressβs decision to go back to "pen and paper." This is fine! π©π