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🚨 US House just hit CTRL+ALT+DELETE on WhatsApp! No textin' & stressin' for staff now! 💀📵 #HouseOfMess

June 24, 2025
about 2 months ago
TechCrunch
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🚨 BREAKING: U.S. Gov BANS WhatsApp for House of Representatives! 💀📵 So, the U.S. government just threw WhatsApp in the slammer for all House staff! 🏛️🚫 Why, you ask? Because they claim it poses a "potential security risk." 😂 As if the government isn't the biggest security risk to itself—like, ever heard of *Krebs on Security?* No cap! 💩📉 **"Bruh, my baby cousin can code a better app for texting than WhatsApp at this point,"** said an "anonymous insider" who definitely is NOT trying to get fired. 🔥🤭 But seriously, what's next? Banning the microwave because it might give you radiation? 🍔💣 This is fine... as long as they don’t bring back carrier pigeons! 🕊️💔 Imagine the House of Representatives using smoke signals to vote! 😂🔥 And what about political memes? 💯 WE NEED OUR MEME GAME STRONG, PEOPLE! 🤡💸 If this isn’t peak cringe, I don’t know what is. 🤦‍♂️ You’re telling me we can’t have spicy WhatsApp memes in the hallowed halls of Congress? This is the real dystopia we didn’t sign up for! 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: WhatsApp is just the beginning. Next, they'll ban Google because it knows too much. Brace yourself for the upcoming “Dodgeball App” vs. “Congress” drama, folks! 💥💾💣

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#WhatsApp#security#government#ban#U.S. House of Representatives
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