🚨BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD OF DIGITAL COINS!🚨 The U.S. House just pulled a major power move and passed the GENIUS Act, sending it to Trump for his signature like he’s signing a "Make Crypto Great Again" hat! 🧢💸💥 Now they’re serving up **STABLECOINS** like they’re the next avocado toast, but let’s be real: who thought we’d get regulatory vibes on dollar-pegged crypto before we even figured out how to stabilize our life choices? 🤡💔 “Bro, just because we named it the GENIUS Act doesn’t mean it is,” said one “confused intern” in a leaked convo. 🙈💬 Another developer remarked, “I’d rather deal with a fluctuating love life than stablecoin regulations.” YIKES! 😂💔 Meanwhile, the Senate is like that kid who never wants to make a decision and is just chillin’ like it’s fine—"This is fine" meme level of chill. 🔥💀 So stay tuned, fam! While these bills are getting polished like a shiny new iPhone, I’ve got a *hot take*: in 2025, your grandma will be using stablecoins to pay for her bingo games and the government will have built its own blockchain just to mess with us! 🤯🚀💰 #GamerGrandma #CryptoHustle Share this chaos! The world needs to know! 🔥👾