"US House calls in Discord, Steam, Twitch & Reddit CEOs to spill tea on radicalized gamers 🚀💀 #Sussy"
🔍**Breaking News Alert!** 🥳🚨 A *U.S. House committee* just threw a party invite for the CEOs of **Discord, Steam, Twitch, and Reddit** to attend a hearing about the "radicalization of online forum users" on October 8! 🙃🙌💀 Wait, *who* sees this as a problem? 🎤 “What are we gonna do? Ask them if memes can be considered dangerous propaganda?” one rep said while scrolling through memes on his phone. 🤡🤳 Meanwhile, the CEOs are probably prepping their *How To Cope with Radicalization* PowerPoints. You know, the classic 🥴 “Drake pointing” meme? Yeah, that’s them when they avoid the actual issues of why we can’t stop arguing about pineapple on pizza. 🍕🤷♂️ 🔥**Inside Sources** say Discord is like, “We’re not radicalizing anyone, we're just encouraging people to argue about which anime is best!” And Steam's CTO just screamed, “I make video games, not cults!” 🤖🎮💣 But for real, is this what we’ve come to? A hearing about forum comments while the real problem is *everyone's mother yelling at them to get a real job*? 🤦♂️💰 Prediction time: In a year, Congress will hire influencers to help them understand memes! *Stonks rising*! 📈💸 This is wild – SHARE or be forever **CRINGE**! 😂✨
