🚨 BREAKING NEWS: HY-PEOPLE AT HY-PHEN AI JUST MADE BANK 💰🔥! They’re like "DevOps tax? Nah fam, we just got our first product out and we ain't paying sh*t!" 🙅‍♂️💸 They just snagged a cozy $5 million 💵 to automate your cloud 🔄 configurations. Yup, you heard me right, they’re about to turn your dev nightmares into sweet, silky dreams with their *Hyphen Deploy* 🌈✨. Say goodbye to GitHub repo clutter like scripts and Helm charts! 😂✌️ It's more freeing than a free trial of Spotify—you can finally vibe without all those config headaches! 🎶🤯 According to some STRAIGHT OUTTA HAUNTED SERVER quotes I made up: 🗣️ Dev1: "Man, finally I can actually code instead of being a DevOps slave! 😱" 🗣️ Dev2: "This is the best thing since sliced bread... at a tech startup... with free snacks." 🍔🤖 But wait, there's more! As the industry snickers at all those devs who STILL haven’t migrated to the cloud, we’re ALL wondering: “How many more startups will raise funds to automate things that should’ve been automated 10 years ago?” 🤔🔥 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2 years, they’ll introduce *Hyphen Chill* that brews your coffee 🥤 while deploying code—get ready for your local barista to start job hunting! 🏃‍♂️💨 #Stonks #Cringe #ThisIsFine