💀💔 BREAKING NEWS: Cybersecurity Pros Turned Ransomware Rogues! 💥💸 Hold onto your keyboards, fam, because this tea is SPILLING! ☕️👀 Three so-called “cybersecurity professionals” have allegedly decided that ethical hacking is for losers and went full Ransomware Villain™ with ALPHV ransomware. 🤖💰 You heard it right: they went from saving companies to sacking their own clients—classic “Drake pointing” move. 👈👀 Prosecutors are like “This is fine” as they’re throwing the book at these clowns (literally!). 🔥📚 Five different companies, all caught in what can only be described as a cringe-y game of corporate Among Us. 🤡💀 Imagine the group chat: "Hey guys, wanna cash in on some ransomware? 😏💵" And then the rest of the group is like: "Dang, that’s BASED but also kinda sus?" One alleged hacker *purportedly* said, "We thought it was an ethical side hustle—like a tech-savvy Robin Hood, but with less giving back and more stealing! 🤷‍♂️" Here’s the hot take that’ll make your jaw drop: 2024 will see a “Ransomware Olympics” where hackers compete for the gold in giving huge companies *actual* heart attacks! 🎉🥇🚀 Get ready for some meme magic and corporate drama, let’s goooo! 💪🔥 #RansomwareWars #Stonks