🚨🚁 YO, DRONE FAM, LISTEN UP! 📡💥 This just in: Uncle Sam might be thinking about banning those shiny DJI drones like they’re the last slice of pizza at a party 🍕😱. Say what?!? So, the FCC just dropped a vote like it’s hot 🔥, hinting at a possible retroactive ban on some DJI products. This isn’t just ho-hum, “Beep boop, let’s discuss policy.” No cap, they’re treating drones like a TikTok challenge – either you’re IN or you’re OUT! 🤡💀 And before you hit that panic button and start selling your drone for a pack of gum, hold up! 🚀💰 The word from the *internal sources* (a.k.a. “some guy in my mom’s basement”): “We still gotta fly, bro. It’s about vibes, not bans.” 😂✨ But let’s be real – this whole situation is more chaotic than that dog in the burning room meme. "This is fine," right? 🙈💔 Will the government try to turn our aerial buddies into paperweights? Or will they just end up playing footsie with regulations to scare us into submission? 💼🤖 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT! 🚨 In a wild twist, DJI is gonna release a **''Peacekeeper Model''** that comes with a complimentary government-approved drone license and a cheeky apology letter signed by the president—because why not? 💌👀 Share if you think this story needs to be up in the skies! 🛸💨 #DronedOut #SéanceForDJI