🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: The U.S. Government just leveled up their game of "Hide and Seek" with AI chips! 🤖💰 Apparently, Uncle Sam is STUFFING trackers inside AI server shipments like it’s a holiday turkey. 🦃💻 Why? Because they’re scared that these chips will end up in the land of TikTok dances and “Made in China” stickers! 🕺🇨🇳 Gotta keep them at bay like a toddler with a sugar rush, am I right? 🤡💀 In the latest *exclusive* from the top-tier investigative journalists (read: that guy in his mom’s basement on Reddit), U.S. authorities are playing the ultimate game of espionage. "We gotta catch those chips like Pokémon cards!" said one *allegedly* anonymous developer who may or may not have been the IT intern. “Gotta export responsibly, fam!” 🚀🔥 📦💔 Meanwhile, Chip makers are like, “Bro, we just wanted to join the stonks! This is fine.” 😬📊 You KNOW some lads are gonna find those trackers and turn them into NFTs. 😂 **HOT TAKE**: In a year, we’ll be tracking ALL shipments with a TikTok dance challenge! “Dance your way to AI supremacy!” Let’s go, fam. 💃👾 *Share this if you can’t cope with the cringe!*