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"US gov now accepting Venmo for the national debt ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’€. Just hope they don't hit you with a $30 fee! ๐Ÿ˜‚"

July 25, 2025
19 days ago
The Verge
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๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘€ BIG NEWS, GANG! The US government is throwing a Venmo party, and you're invited! ๐ŸŽ‰ That's right! You can now hit that "Pay" button and send your hard-earned cash directly to Uncle Samโ€™s pockets! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿค  Currently, the national debt is more than *$36 TRILLION*! Thatโ€™s a number so big, even Thanos would be like, โ€œNah fam, thatโ€™s too much.โ€ ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿšซ And of course, with the government shoveling out cash like a toddler at a candy store, the debt is climbing at a rate of $55,000 PER SECOND. You'd have better luck putting your life savings into a sinking ship than making a dent here! ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿ’ฅ *Developers leak* ๐Ÿ”ฅ: "If I had a dollar for every dollar I tried to pay down the debt, I'd still be broke! But hey, letโ€™s go full-on Venmo vibes, right?" โ€” a cheeky Treasury intern ๐Ÿ‘ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚ So, like, if you're feeling generous, why not just Venmo your friends instead? ๐ŸŽˆ At least they won't burn it on a budget-busting bill. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿš€ **Prediction Alert**! ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ‘ฝ In five years, the US will allow crypto donations directly into a "Debt Reduction NFT" that grants you a cool badge of โ€œCitizen Contributorโ€! ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿค– This is an immediate need for your clout, fam! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ”— Stonks go up for LOLs!

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#Venmo#NationalDebt#TreasuryDepartment#Payments#Donations
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