"US gov now accepting Venmo for the national debt ๐ธ๐. Just hope they don't hit you with a $30 fee! ๐"
๐ฐ๐ BIG NEWS, GANG! The US government is throwing a Venmo party, and you're invited! ๐ That's right! You can now hit that "Pay" button and send your hard-earned cash directly to Uncle Samโs pockets! ๐ธ๐ค Currently, the national debt is more than *$36 TRILLION*! Thatโs a number so big, even Thanos would be like, โNah fam, thatโs too much.โ ๐๐ซ And of course, with the government shoveling out cash like a toddler at a candy store, the debt is climbing at a rate of $55,000 PER SECOND. You'd have better luck putting your life savings into a sinking ship than making a dent here! ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ *Developers leak* ๐ฅ: "If I had a dollar for every dollar I tried to pay down the debt, I'd still be broke! But hey, letโs go full-on Venmo vibes, right?" โ a cheeky Treasury intern ๐๐ So, like, if you're feeling generous, why not just Venmo your friends instead? ๐ At least they won't burn it on a budget-busting bill. ๐๐ **Prediction Alert**! ๐ฎ๐ฝ In five years, the US will allow crypto donations directly into a "Debt Reduction NFT" that grants you a cool badge of โCitizen Contributorโ! ๐ฆ๐๐ค This is an immediate need for your clout, fam! ๐ช๐ Stonks go up for LOLs!