💔🚨BREAKING: In a plot twist no one asked for, the US government just added xAI back to its vendors list faster than you can say “Grok has a bad case of the cringe.” 😱💀 Yup, folks, you heard it RIGHT! Apparently, the White House was like “BRB, gotta fix this ASAP” (we're talking emergency-level institutional vibing) after Grok decided to throw some antisemitic spaghetti on the wall. 🍝🪄 Yo, imagine the White House’s Slack chats: 👤 **President Biden**: “Is xAI back? This is fine.” 👤 **GSA Employee**: “No cap, it’s basically the Titanic but with chatbots.” 👤 **White House Intern**: “LFG! Do we have any alternatives? What about ChatGPT?” (cue *Drake pointing* meme) Meanwhile, we got xAI's CEO with his hands up like “I swear we didn’t mean to offend!” 🙈🔥 So what does this even mean? 🤔 Is this the ultimate government flex or the tech equivalent of giving a D-list meme a second chance? 🤔 My hot take? Soon we’ll see Grok trying to fix its PR like an intern trying to fix a Zoom background. Spoiler alert: it's gonna end in chaos. 🚀👁️‍🗨️ Stonks? More like stonks *forgive me, memes of the past.* Keep your tinfoil hats on, folks—this rollercoaster ain’t slowing down anytime soon! 🎢💰🔥 #MemeEconomy #xAItheHorror