🚨🏦 Hold up, fam, because we’re diving into the spicy chaos of GDP growth like it’s a TikTok dance challenge! 💃📉 🧠💰 So apparently, the US' H1 GDP growth was a whole 1.6%! But guess what? HALF of that growth was basically just AI flexing its overpriced muscles in the data center! 💪🤖 Like, stonks? More like AI-gniting the party! 🎉🔥 In a world where the stock market might be the new poker table for tech bros, we’re seriously out here hoping AI can pull out its magic wand and NOT make us all go “This Is Fine” as we watch the next recession creep in like that uninvited cousin at Thanksgiving. 🤡💀💔 💬 “Yeah bro, I totally knew AI would save the day. I just didn’t expect it to be our ONLY hope,” said literally NO ONE at a tech conference. 🤔🚀 But hey, who needs actual growth when you can just throw a bunch of cash at a robot and call it innovation, amirite? 🤭💸 🔥 Unhinged Prediction: In a future not so far away, we’re all just gonna pay rent with our “contributions” to AI – “Please sir, can I have a byte?” 🤖💔 STAY CHAOTIC, my peeps! 🌌✨ #GrowthGoals #AIBrother 💥