🚨🌌 HOLD UP, FOLKS! 🚀💰 Let’s dive into the wild world of energy stocks getting all jazzy with AI! 🤖💡 You ever hear about Oklo? Yeah, they’re Sam Altman’s pet project — and their stocks are soaring like they just took a rocket ride! But 🚫 here’s the gag: they’re pulling in about as much revenue as my dad’s lemonade stand in 2005 (shoutout to the 50 cents a cup market)!!! 😂💀 **Developer quote:** “I mean, who even needs revenue? Just slap 'AI' on it and watch the stonks fly! 💸✨” Listen, these “concept stocks” are like that friend who says they’re working on a billion-dollar idea but still lives in their parent's basement. 😵‍💫 And let’s be real, if I had a dollar for every time they mentioned “futuristic solutions” with no track record, I’d be richer than Jeff Bezos — or at least could afford avocado toast. 🥑 **In conclusion**: Energy stocks right now are as stable as a cat on a Roomba. And I’m predicting they’ll crash harder than my fragile emotional state at 3 AM! Hit the like button if you agree or if you just want to see the world burn! 🔥📉 #ThisIsFine #AIOverlords #CopeSeetheMeme 💥