🚨💸BREAKING: French Lawmakers Hit US Tech Giants with New Tax Smackdown!❌🍟 In a plot twist straight outta the "This is Fine" meme, French lawmakers are like, "You know what? Let's double that digital services tax from 3% to 6%!" 🇫🇷💥 But the French government is just sitting there like Drake, pointing and saying "NOPE!" 😬 Because let's be real, nobody wants Uncle Sam showing up with a side of lawsuits and a sprinkle of economic chaos! 🤡💀 🎤💬 *Imaginary Developer Quote:* "We just want to take our baguettes and mind our own business, but now we gotta worry about a tech showdown that’ll make the Avengers look like a pillow fight." 🤖💥 Meanwhile, US tech giants are probably foaming at the mouth like rabid dogs, plotting their revenge as they furiously update their Excel sheets. 💻📊 You thought good customer service was dead? Nah, it's just been kidnapped by tax debates. 🔥 PREDICTION TIME: By 2025, instead of taxes, we’ll just all be trading gesture emojis like currency, and tech will literally just be a digital currency of “I’m sorry for existing!” 💰🚀 So grab your croissant, watch the chaos unfold, and remember: the only thing more inflated than these taxes are my expectations of how much I can trust Big Tech! 😂👀 #Stonks #FranceVsTech #DramaAlert