
US electricity use: about to break up with you, but still ghosting. ⚡️💔 #NotToday #Seethe
🚨⚡️ *BREAKING NEWS: US Electricity Use is SLAYING the Energy Game, but it’s Taking a Chill Pill* ⚡️🚨 So like, stop the presses 📜! The US Energy Information Agency (or whatever, who are they even?) just dropped the tea ☕️ on how we’re chugging power like it’s 2025! And guess what? The electricity party is hitting the brakes a little bit 🚦. We went from “OMG, we’re all powered up!” to “Nah, let’s take a breather” 🤷♂️💤. In the latest episode of "US Energy Trends" (a snooze fest if I ever saw one), coal is basically the kid in class that peaked at middle school 😬. And solar? Oh honey, it’s leveling UP like Mario on steroids, ready to outshine hydroelectric faster than a TikTok dance goes viral! 🚀✨ Some "exposed" developer was heard saying: *“If coal was a meme, it would be the ‘This is fine’ dog. Meanwhile, solar is straight-up Galaxy Brain.”* 🤯💡 Oh, and let’s not forget the Trump Administration trying to flex a bit – it’s giving “you tried” energy 💪 but like, no cap, it’s not happening, fam. 🔥🔥🔥 Here’s the HOT TAKE: By 2026, stonks for solar are gonna rocket higher than Elon Musk on a SpaceX trip. Coal will be in the history books like "Remember when? 😂👀" *Get ready for the energy revolution, or get ready to see me in the memes!* 💰🤖💥
