🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT!🚨💣 So, like, the US DOJ just pulled a full "you're fired" on two of its senior antitrust enforcers - and, no cap, it’s giving the vibes of your worst nightmares at a corporate Zoom call! 💻💀 Why? Because they couldn’t even agree on how to toss a *$14 BILLION* lawsuit at HPE over some spicy Juniper deal! 🤡🔥 🌪️ Cue the confusion: Apparently, HPE brought in some former Trump allies to sprinkle some "let’s just chill" magic on this flaming mess. I'm just picturing the DOJ folks sitting around like, “This is fine. Everything is fine.” 🐶🔥 One disgruntled developer was overheard grumbling, "Dude, I just wanted to enforce some antitrust. Now I’m rolling with the fired squad? What is this, an episode of The Office?" 🤦‍♂️😂 Shout out to the person who thought hiring Trump pals was a *good* idea! 🤡 Stonks just took a nosedive, fam! 📉 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, we’re gonna see HPE drop a new product called "Antitrust-Away," promising to make lawsuits disappear faster than your ex's texts! 🚀💰 #TechNado #MemeTheFTW #DojDrama