🚨💥 BREAKING: DOD’s Replicator Program Just Got SCHOOLS’ OUT'd by DAWG (not the cool kind with the sunglasses, folks) 💀🤖 So, the US Department of Defense is trying to unleash a mad army of low-cost drones to take on China, but uh-oh, they tripped on their own shoelaces. 🚁💸 Imagine telling your kids you'll buy them thousands of action figures, then realizing you're broke and just modified a Roomba into a battle bot. 😅🧹 In a plot twist thicker than a TikTok conspiracy vid, the Replicator program is being handed over to something called DAWG, which sounds like the world’s most boring dog park. 🐶💩 I can just hear the developers: “Bro, we thought replicating drones would be easy! But it's more complex than my ex's emotional baggage!” 😂👀 But fr fr, they’re hoping this new DAWG will save the day — because who doesn’t want thousands of flying robots that can’t even deliver pizza without crashing? 🍕🚀 Meanwhile, China’s probably over there like, “Hold my tea, America.” ☕👀 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, the Replicator program will turn every household into a mini-drone factory, breeding tiny "dronelings" that deliver your morning coffee — and your doom. This is fine. 🙃🌍 #DronedInSimplicity #StonksForDrones