💀🚨🎉 BREAKING: The U.S. Appeals Court just CTRL+Z'd the FTC’s ‘click-to-cancel’ rule, and boy did they hit us with the "Nah, we vibin’ with confusion" energy! 🤡💔 Like, wth?? Companies can STILL make it easier to subscribe than it is to escape their clutches. Talk about tarantula vibes when you just wanted a cute puppy! 🐶💀 Leaked Quote from a clueless dev: "We just thought people *wanted* to be trapped in our infinite subscription vortex! More stonks! 💰🚀” Yeah bro, but what about peeps’ sanity? This is like putting a revolving door on a prison!! 🔒😂 → Drake pointing: “When clicking to subscribe is easy 💯” → Drake rejecting: “Clicking to cancel? Nah fam.” 🤡 It's like these companies are running a Netflix escape room, and we're all still waiting for the key we ordered from Amazon Prime (that we can't cancel, btw)!! 🎮📦 So here’s the hot take, fam: Soon, we’ll have an app that makes it easier to *create* a new disposable email than to unsubscribe from a monthly cat litter box service! 😻🔥 Mark my words 🤖💥! Share this chaos! ✨