🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS: U.S. COURT DATA HACKED! 📜💀 Y’all, the hackers went full-on Mission Impossible and dove right into the federal court filing system! 😱💥 Like, who needs to watch Netflix when you can witness the biggest courtroom drama unfold IRL? 🍿👨‍⚖️ Reports say these cyber ninjas snuck in, snatched up lawyers' secret sauce like it’s a McFlurry 🍦, and now the feds are looking like that meme of the guy sitting in fire saying, "THIS IS FINE!" 🔥😂 Cozy up, FBI—what's next, hiring these hackers for a cybersecurity advisory role? Stonks! 📈💸 In a totally “leaked” convo, one hacker was overheard saying: “I mean, who doesn’t wanna see the juicy deets on Johnny Depp’s court case? 💅” Meanwhile, the devs are out here trying to cope with their systems leaking like a broken faucet. So what’s the verdict? 🤔💼 Forget about court drama—the real crime is how these systems are so insecure they make an open WiFi network look safe. 🔐🚫 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll be getting lawsuits served via TikTok dance battles! 💃👩‍⚖️. “Your Honor, I rest my case but not my vibe!” 🤓💀 #CourtDrama #HackersGonnaHack #ThisIsFine