💥🚨 *Hold onto your bytes, tech fam!* 🚨💥 The US Copyright Office is like that one friend who ghosted you after a wild party—🕵️‍♂️ they’re MIA and no one knows why! 🤷‍♂️💔 In a plot twist that’s got more drama than a TikTok breakup, the office is leaderless for over a MONTH! 😂 “Sleepy” is an understatement, fam—this place was practically a tech graveyard until AI lawsuits started popping off like that one friend who can’t handle their tequila. 🍹💀 And it gets better! 🥳 With a hundred lawsuits swirling around like a bunch of angry cats on a Roomba, it's a copyright cage match! 💥🎤 Imagine the courtroom: "Your Honor, I object! This is based, fr fr!" *Stonks go up?* 📈 Or are we just vibing in the "this is fine" meme? 🔥 Leaked quote from a disgruntled developer: “We thought the AI wars were bad, but have you SEEN our copyright office? It's a dumpster fire! Can I get a CEO Tinder swipe?!” 🤡🔥 Predictions: Within 6 months, the Office will start accepting applications from AI. Yep, that’s right! 2024 will be the year of *AI Super-Copyright Boss!* 🤖👑 *Who needs humans anyway?* TIME TO PANIC! 😱✨