📜🚨 BREAKING: The Constitution Goes Missing! 😱👻 In a plot twist so wild you'd think it was written by George R.R. Martin, internet detectives are revealing that the U.S. Constitution’s official website has pulled an *oopsie daisy* and deleted MASSIVE chunks of itself, including the hard-hitting legal requirements for habeas corpus! Like, bruh, where’d it go? 🤡💀 We asked some *totally real* government developers for comments, and they were like: "Bro, it's just a glitch! 😅 It's totally *fine*... right? No cap!" - TotallyRealDev123 Meanwhile, citizens are out here like: "This is fine." 🔥👀 The irony? 🧐 While the Constitution is MIA, Tiktok dances are thriving, and influencers are still earning money for posting avocado toast. 🥑💸 PEEP THIS HOT TAKE: What if the Constitution is just trying to ghost us like a bad Tinder date? Swipe left on democracy? 🚀💔 Get ready, fam! Soon we might be looking to "Where’s Waldo" for the 3rd Amendment. This is either a government cover-up, or I’m just too deep into conspiracy TikTok. 🔮🤖 STONKS? No stonks. More like STONKED! 🚀 Fingers crossed for a Constitution rewrite featuring cats and memes! 🐱💥😬 Share if you agree or if you just wanna roast the gov! 💣🔥