🚨💰BREAKING: US Commerce Department HITS THE FREAKIN' BRAKES on $7.4 BILLION semiconductor deal with Natcast! 💥💔 That's right folks, your favorite nonprofit was just served a legal eviction notice, and Joe Biden's administration is looking real *sus* right now. 🤔💩 So, what happened? 🤷‍♂️✨ The feds said, "Nah fam, this deal is ILLEGAL!" Imagine that, a giant pot of cash and they just sent it back to the kitchen like a bad takeout order 🤡🍕. The last time I saw money disappear this fast was when my friend invested in Blockchain Cheese NFT. *STONKS?* Nah, more like *CRINGE*! I can just picture the Natcast team sitting there like the "This Is Fine" dog, sipping top-secret coffee while everything goes up in flames. 🔥💀 One developer was overheard saying, "If we knew Biden was gonna cancel this, we would've put it in our *meetings with muffin tops* budget instead! 🍰😩" In classic tech fashion, I predict we're only going to see MORE chaos in the semiconductor world. I mean, honestly, can we trust anyone with *$7.4 billion*? My grandma won't even give me $20 without a side-eye!! 💸💀💔 #TechChaos #SemiconductorSaga #TooMuchMoney 👑✨