🚨BREAKING CHAOS ALERT!🚨 The US government might ACTUALLY buy a slice of Intel🍕, and NO, it’s not just to make their chips better than soggy fries! 🤡💀 This wild ride started after our former orange overlord, Donald Trump, decided to stir the pot like a toddler with a soup. 🥄👶 “Yo, Lip-Bu, let’s make Intel GREAT again!” he probably exclaimed while drooling over his favorite fast food 😤🍔. Sources say the convo was so intense that even the furniture in the White House was sweating. 🤯🪑 But hold up!! 🤚🏽 This is all a *rumor* right now. The only things shaking out over at Intel are those stocks📉💰, while CEO Lip-Bu Tan is like “Is this the best time to talk chips?!” 🥴💀 We got leaked quotes from an “anonymous developer” who said, “Dude, all I wanted was to fix the bugs, not become a government asset.” 😂 And fr fr, what’s next? The US creating a TikTok just to hype their new chip partner? 🔥🤖 Prediction time: by 2025, Intel will be the official chip supplier for *ALL* political attack ads. Get ready for Uncle Sam to be throwing chips at ya while yelling, “STONKS!” 🚀💸 #IntelGate #ChipChase