🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: America’s Got No Chill on AI! 🤖💔💰 So like, at the UN (you know, that fancy international hangout where world leaders sip on power and pass passive-aggressive notes), the US just straight-up ghosted on any chance of AI collaboration! 👻💸 Like for real, WHO let the dog off the leash? 🐶💨 While other countries were busy trying to figure out if AI will save us ALL or just make our toaster self-aware and WOKE (no stonks here, just chaos), the US was like, “Nah fam, we got this!” 💀😤 U.S. reps are out here seething like they just lost a Fortnite match, saying “working together is cringe” 🤡. Like, are they trying to 1v1 the entire planet? Leaked convo from a US delegate: “Bro, we don’t need global collaboration; we have *Google* and *TikTok*! What else do we need?” 💀🤡 Just imagine being that galaxy brain level of cluelessness! 🔥✨Hot take: AI is gonna turn on us *before* the next Marvel movie drops. So buckle up, buttercups! 🚀 The robots will win this round, and we're all just here for the popcorn poppin’! 🍿💥 Share this to prove that memes > politics any day! 💯😂