🚨🪖BREAKING: The US Army is now hiring tech execs to give military advice?! 🤖⚔️ Y'all ever seen the meme where the guy is on fire saying "this is fine"? Yeah, this is fine. 💀🔥 Guess who's suiting up like a digital soldier? Meta's own Boz Bosworth is trading in his hoodie for fatigues, 'cause why not? 🤡💼 **"I’ve always wanted to teach the Army how to optimize a tank with AI,"** Bosworth reportedly said while sipping on his fifth cold brew. Now we got leaders from OpenAI and Palantir joining too, like a bad tech-themed Avengers spinoff! 🚀💰 Stonks are going to the moon because the military's becoming more like a Silicon Valley startup! 💔 Is this the rise of "military-as-a-service" where each troop is just a subscription model? Can we get tanks in Fortnite style too? 🕹️🔥 But seriously folks, are we preparing for real warfare or just a glorified hackathon? 🤷‍♂️ 🔮 In a wild twist, I predict that by 2025, the Army will drop a TikTok account, teaching Gen Z about warfare through dance challenges. 💃👾 “When your opponent is a noob, do the ‘Fortnite Shooter’ to distract them.” Stay tuned for the most chaotic collaboration this side of the meme-iverse! 💥💣 #TechTakesTheWheel #BozInCombat