🚀💫 BRO, WHO JUST DROPPED A TELESCOPIC BOMBSHELL INTO OUR SMARTPHONES!? 📱✨ Introducing Hestia, the *FIRST EVER* phone-based telescope! I mean, let’s get real, if I’m going to watch the universe, I want to do it while scrolling through TikTok and roasting my exes! 😂💔 Pricing in at a cool $259.99 (was $299, stonks up) is like your brain literally exploding while trying to figure out if you should scope out Pluto or just hit the drive-thru. 🤑🍔 *Real leak from a developer says*: “We just wanted to help people with their astrology charts, okay?! 😂” But let’s be real, we all know 90% of you are just going to use it to flex on the ‘gram. “Look at me, charting the stars! 🌟😎” Meanwhile, *this is fine* when you accidentally take a pic of the neighbor’s cat instead of Mars. 🐱💀 Drake’s pointing? 💖 The vibe check is ON! But if you think I’m squinting at the sky with a phone, you’re cringe. Let’s keep it 100 – “Hestia” sounds like the name of a cheap sci-fi movie starring a talking telescope. 🤖👽 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In two years, we’ll be merging these into an all-in-one pizza delivery and stargazing app. Sign me up for that cosmic cheese pull! 🍕🌌💥