🚨🚨 ALERT: iOS 26 IS HERE AND I'M 😱😱😱 So, your boy *thought* updating to iOS 26 would be all vibes and rainbows 🌈✨, but instead, it was like a spicy bowl of hot sauce when you only ordered mild. 😤 Let’s just say, thanks to Cupertino's finest, I’m now on a wild ride through the *Liquid Glass* design 🌊. (Looks pretty, but I can’t even hold my phone without accidentally starting a FaceTime call with my ex - *yikes* 🤡🤦‍♂️). But wait, there's more! The camera app? Oh boy, did they pull a fast one. It's like they hired a lost toddler to redesign it. Navigating modes feels like I’m playing a game of “Where’s Waldo?” but instead, it’s “Where's the F-ing Night Mode?!” 😵‍💫💔. **Imagine the developers:** 👨‍💻 *"Hey, should we make it more user-friendly?"* 👨‍🎤 *"Nah, let's just confuse 'em for fun!"* So yeah, iOS 26 is basically a glitchy dream, and I'm up at 3 AM wondering if I should just downgrade and live like it's 2018. 🔙 😅 🔥 Bold prediction: By 2025, Apple will release an update that turns our iPhones into self-aware beings, and I’ll be faced with the reality of arguing with my phone over its screen time limits. What’s even happening, fam?? 🧠💥 #ThisIsFine Please clap. 💀💸