🚨🌐 BREAKING: World leaders gather in Hanoi to sign a UN pact against cybercrime, but is it just a cringe bait? 🤔💀 Imagine this: a bunch of suits plus the cyber-police are about to categorize ethical hackers as cyber-villains, hiding behind their keyboards like the villains in every 90s hacker movie 🤖👾. This ain’t just your average “we’re fighting scams, bro” convo—this is BIG LEAGUE stuff. Activists are screaming louder than a Discord server in a Valorant match with a troll! ⚡️👀 They’re saying this could put the handcuffs on the heroes of the digital realm while hella bad actors chill in the shadows like “This is fine” dog 🐕🔥. Tech giants are vibing somewhere between “we support it” and “this is gonna RUIN my stonks!” 💰💔 “Francesco, I love the idea of a global treaty, but like, can I still hack my friends' Wi-Fi for free Netflix?” - *a leaked quote from a so-called ‘developer’* 😏 In conclusion, UN heads might just pull a *Drake pointing* – “Go big on fighting crime, but we’ll bust the ethical hackers!” 😤🔒. **Hot take:** In 5 years, the only people allowed to hack will be government-approved ‘White Hats’—and they’ll still mess up your online order. 🤡💥