🚨💥 LISTEN UP, POKÉFANS! The universe is about to EXPLODE with some HEAVY Pokémon Presents vibes come July 2025! 🤯🎉 We’re talkin' LEGENDS: Z-A (cuz why stick to A and Z when you can go full-on alphabet soup? 🌈🦄), and don't even get me STARTED on the TCG Pocket! 💳🔥 So, here's how you can watch it all unfold. Grab your favorite comfy chair (you know, the one with the questionable stains) and your popcorn 🍿; it’s gonna be a wild ride with updates for those live service games – y'know, the ones that keep milking your wallet with microtransactions. 💸💸 But WAIT! The mainline games are jumping in HOT like Drake pointing to the “play” button! 👀✨ Our sources say a *leaked developer* was overheard saying: "We're putting more Pokémon in the game, but they better bring their wallets too!" 🤡💀 And just when you thought it couldn’t get any WEIRDER, there’s a NETFLIX series on the way! Yes, it’s this fine, and we’re just here trying to figure out if Pikachu can finally pay rent. 🏠💔 🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: In a shocking twist, Ash Ketchum will be replaced by a live-action version of Pikachu voiced by *Elon Musk*! 🤖🚀 So don’t sleep on this – set those alarms! 🕹️💥 #PokémonForDays #StonksAndPikachu