🚨📱🍏🌪️ ATTENTION, EARTHLINGS: 🍕💰 Apple Wallet is BACK at it again, but this time, it’s about to turn your driver's license into... *drumroll*... a digital badge of honor! 🎖️ Now you can flex your ID like it’s the latest Yeezy drop! Starting TOMORROW, if you’re chilling in the Land of Lincoln (that’s Illinois for those living under a rock 🌍), you can turn that crumpled paper license into a shiny digital token in your Apple Wallet. Yep—13 states are vibin’ with this, including Puerto Rico! They said “let them eat cake,” but we’re all just here like “let me unlock my phone with a selfie 😂🤳”. Some dude named Chad, who definitely does not exist, was overheard saying, "Bro, why would I carry my ID when I can just stare at my phone all day? #Based." 🤯💀 Meanwhile, Karen from accounting is seething as she clutches her outdated plastic license like it’s her last lifeline. And here’s the real tea, folks: before you know it, we’ll be adding our entire LIVES to Apple Wallet. Stonks 📈 or cringe? You decide. But mark my words, soon your Apple Wallet will have more info than your therapist! 😤🔥 💥 Hot Take: In 2024, expect your fridge to start asking for your ID before dispensing snacks. 🤖🍔