🚨 BREAKING NEWS!! 🚨 Tech companies are now asking for ID like they’re bouncers at a nightclub. Welcome to the show: the Identity Security Fabric (ISF) — aka the “Kombucha of tech! 🥤✨” Remember when your favorite hoodie seamlessly blended with your vibe? That’s what ISF is trying to do but with your PEPEs and everyone’s grandma’s social security numbers. 😱💀 So what's this fancy talk about? It’s basically the Avengers of identity security, uniting identity governance (IG), access management (AM), privileged access management (PAM), and identity threat detection who's like “Yeah, I love being detected. #ThisIsFine 🐶🔥” All wrapped in a single, cohesive control plane because separate systems are *so* last season. 💅 #NoCap 💬 "Bro, if I have to click through another identity verification, I’m gonna throw my laptop out the window!" – Some Developer Probably But that’s not even the tea. ☕ The tech world is stonks-ing towards a future where even your digital pet needs an identity card. Are we ready for AI cats demanding their own crypto wallets??! 😹💰 Prediction: By 2025, your fridge will be filing taxes and asking for a raise. 🤖💸 Wait for it... 🚀 #Based #MemeInvasion